幽默的英语格言

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

Every man should marry. After all, happineis not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.

爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.

"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, Good health is above wealth.

Only the faith to facts is the faith to truth.

Life is half spent before we know what it is.

Lies have short legs.

The higher up,the greater fall.

Time,like water in sponge,can be squeezed out if you like.

Life is long if you know how to use it.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Never do thing by halves.

Experience is the father of wisdom.

Yesterday will not be called again.

Experience is the father of wisdom.

Ideal is the sun of life.

To strive,to seek,to find,and not to yield.

Well begun is half done.好的开始成功的一半

Life is a challenge,meet it!生活就是挑战,面对它!

Pracice makes perfect.熟能生巧

Nothing is hard for those who will try.世上无难事只要肯攀登

Reading a good book is just like ma-ki-ng a good friend.读好书,犹如交好友

Life is not all roses.生活不总是一帆风顺

Life is a duty perform it.生活是责任,履行它

Pleasure shared with others is more enjoyed.与人分享快乐,乐上加乐

Fortune favours those who use their judgement.幸运总偏爱那些慎思善断的人

Pride goes before a fall.骄者必败

There is no royal way to learning.学习无捷径

Knowledge is power.知识就是力量

The years teach much which the days never know.学问积年而成,实非一日之功

Life is to pursue knowledge.生活,就是求知

Where there is life there is hope.留得青山在不怕没柴烧

Look before you leap.三思而后行

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

Every man should marry. After all, happineis not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.

爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.

"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, Good health is above wealth.

Only the faith to facts is the faith to truth.

Life is half spent before we know what it is.

Lies have short legs.

The higher up,the greater fall.

Time,like water in sponge,can be squeezed out if you like.

Life is long if you know how to use it.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Never do thing by halves.

Experience is the father of wisdom.

Yesterday will not be called again.

Experience is the father of wisdom.

Ideal is the sun of life.

To strive,to seek,to find,and not to yield.

Well begun is half done.好的开始成功的一半

Life is a challenge,meet it!生活就是挑战,面对它!

Pracice makes perfect.熟能生巧

Nothing is hard for those who will try.世上无难事只要肯攀登

Reading a good book is just like ma-ki-ng a good friend.读好书,犹如交好友

Life is not all roses.生活不总是一帆风顺

Life is a duty perform it.生活是责任,履行它

Pleasure shared with others is more enjoyed.与人分享快乐,乐上加乐

Fortune favours those who use their judgement.幸运总偏爱那些慎思善断的人

Pride goes before a fall.骄者必败

There is no royal way to learning.学习无捷径

Knowledge is power.知识就是力量

The years teach much which the days never know.学问积年而成,实非一日之功

Life is to pursue knowledge.生活,就是求知

Where there is life there is hope.留得青山在不怕没柴烧

Look before you leap.三思而后行


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