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Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today.
Waiter:“Yeah,you can have a free coffee.But we will charge your money for the seat and the cup 。
顾客：“每天你都会收我喝咖啡的钱，要是今天咖啡免费呐就太完美了”
服务员：但是我们会向你收位子占用费和使用杯子的费用。”
Birthday
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
生日
教授：你的生日是什么时候？
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年？
孩子：每年都是。
难兄难弟 The Two Men
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket．
一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见一个人，他长着一双疯狂的眼睛，头发蓬乱，正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇，把它们装在他的口袋里。
His was a sad case，said the attendant．Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．
他的病很惨，陪同人说。在他当兵打仗的时候，他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。
Terrible，said a visitor．
真可怕，一个游客说。 Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．
不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前，听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。
That's the other man，said the attendant．
这就是那另一个男人，陪同人说。
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Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today.
Waiter:“Yeah,you can have a free coffee.But we will charge your money for the seat and the cup 。
顾客：“每天你都会收我喝咖啡的钱，要是今天咖啡免费呐就太完美了”
服务员：但是我们会向你收位子占用费和使用杯子的费用。”
Birthday
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
生日
教授：你的生日是什么时候？
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年？
孩子：每年都是。
难兄难弟 The Two Men
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket．
一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见一个人，他长着一双疯狂的眼睛，头发蓬乱，正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇，把它们装在他的口袋里。
His was a sad case，said the attendant．Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．
他的病很惨，陪同人说。在他当兵打仗的时候，他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。
Terrible，said a visitor．
真可怕，一个游客说。 Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．
不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前，听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。
That's the other man，said the attendant．
这就是那另一个男人，陪同人说。
来源:每天一乐http://www.yl24.com
详细参考: http://www.yl24.com/articles/168/1.html