【英语笑话】
可怕的鸡汤
来源：网络 佳中译
The terrible chicken soup
Robinson was sick and he was in the hospital. It was time for lunch and
the nurse took the lunch for him. He looksat his lunch and says, "I don't like
chicken soup, bring somethingelse." The hospital worker said, "It's good for
you, the doctor saidyou should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to
eat it.
On that night, a patient in the room with Robinson had a bad stomach
pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave
the enema to Robinson.
The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient
asked him how he liked the hospital. Robinson told him, "Well, thehospital
itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. Whenthey bring
up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in themiddle of
the night and shove it up your behind!"
罗宾逊病了，住进了一家医院。一天到了午餐时间，护士送来了他的午
餐，他看了看饭菜说：“我不喜欢鸡汤，拿点别的给我吧。”护士说：“鸡
汤对你的身体有好处，医生说你得喝这个。”无论如何，罗宾逊还是不肯喝。
那天晚上，跟罗宾逊同房间的一个病人胃痛得的厉害，护士们进来给他
灌肠，可是她们搞错了，结果给罗宾逊做了灌肠。
第二个礼拜，罗宾逊要出院了，一位新住进来的病人问他觉得这家医院
怎么样。罗宾逊告诉他：“嗯，这个医院是很好的，不过他们对伙食很严格。
如果他们让你喝鸡汤，你最好喝了它，不然的话，他们会在半夜进来从你后
面硬塞进去。
【英语笑话】
可怕的鸡汤
来源：网络 佳中译
The terrible chicken soup
Robinson was sick and he was in the hospital. It was time for lunch and
the nurse took the lunch for him. He looksat his lunch and says, "I don't like
chicken soup, bring somethingelse." The hospital worker said, "It's good for
you, the doctor saidyou should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to
eat it.
On that night, a patient in the room with Robinson had a bad stomach
pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave
the enema to Robinson.
The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient
asked him how he liked the hospital. Robinson told him, "Well, thehospital
itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. Whenthey bring
up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in themiddle of
the night and shove it up your behind!"
罗宾逊病了，住进了一家医院。一天到了午餐时间，护士送来了他的午
餐，他看了看饭菜说：“我不喜欢鸡汤，拿点别的给我吧。”护士说：“鸡
汤对你的身体有好处，医生说你得喝这个。”无论如何，罗宾逊还是不肯喝。
那天晚上，跟罗宾逊同房间的一个病人胃痛得的厉害，护士们进来给他
灌肠，可是她们搞错了，结果给罗宾逊做了灌肠。
第二个礼拜，罗宾逊要出院了，一位新住进来的病人问他觉得这家医院
怎么样。罗宾逊告诉他：“嗯，这个医院是很好的，不过他们对伙食很严格。
如果他们让你喝鸡汤，你最好喝了它，不然的话，他们会在半夜进来从你后
面硬塞进去。