英语冷笑话的点,你能get吗?
歪果仁讲起冷笑话来也是分分钟能把人冻傻……这些笑点,你都能get吗?
- Why is the letter T like an island? 为什么字母T像一座岛?
- Because it is in the middle of waTer! 岛不就在水当中嘛。
水=water,字母T就在water这个单词当中。
- How many letters are there in the English alphabet? 英语字母表有多少个字母?
- 18 letters! 18个!
答26的童鞋别拍桌子嘛,人家问的是the English alphabet这3个单词包含多少字母,所以3 in the, 7 in English and 8 in alphabet,加起来就18个。
- Why did the boy bury his mobile phone? 为啥小明把自己的手机给埋了? - Because the batteries were dead. 因为他的手机死了(没电了)。 英语里说电池没电=dead battery。
- Which month has 28 days? 哪个月有28天?
- All of them! 每个月。
你没问哪个月有且只有28天呀。
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 树上有5只鸟,猎人枪杀了2只,还剩几只啊?
2 birds. 两只。
答一只也不剩的童鞋肯定听过这个吧,但你不觉得2只才符合逻辑嘛,因为它俩飞不走了。
- Which are the stronger days of the week? 每周的哪些天更strong一些呢? - Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. 周六和周日,其他都是weekdays。
week和weak同音,weak与strong相反。
- How can you tell the ocean is friendly? 为什么说大海很友好呢?
- It waves. 它会wave(挥手)啊。
wave有波涛翻滚的意思,也有挥手致意的意思。
- Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? 为什么男孩把butter扔出窗外?
- To see a butterfly! 他想看butterfly。
butter是黄油,fly是飞,看黄油飞起来,其实butterfly是蝴蝶的意思。
呃,其实根本不好笑。
英语冷笑话的点,你能get吗?
歪果仁讲起冷笑话来也是分分钟能把人冻傻……这些笑点,你都能get吗?
- Why is the letter T like an island? 为什么字母T像一座岛?
- Because it is in the middle of waTer! 岛不就在水当中嘛。
水=water,字母T就在water这个单词当中。
- How many letters are there in the English alphabet? 英语字母表有多少个字母?
- 18 letters! 18个!
答26的童鞋别拍桌子嘛,人家问的是the English alphabet这3个单词包含多少字母,所以3 in the, 7 in English and 8 in alphabet,加起来就18个。
- Why did the boy bury his mobile phone? 为啥小明把自己的手机给埋了? - Because the batteries were dead. 因为他的手机死了(没电了)。 英语里说电池没电=dead battery。
- Which month has 28 days? 哪个月有28天?
- All of them! 每个月。
你没问哪个月有且只有28天呀。
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 树上有5只鸟,猎人枪杀了2只,还剩几只啊?
2 birds. 两只。
答一只也不剩的童鞋肯定听过这个吧,但你不觉得2只才符合逻辑嘛,因为它俩飞不走了。
- Which are the stronger days of the week? 每周的哪些天更strong一些呢? - Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. 周六和周日,其他都是weekdays。
week和weak同音,weak与strong相反。
- How can you tell the ocean is friendly? 为什么说大海很友好呢?
- It waves. 它会wave(挥手)啊。
wave有波涛翻滚的意思,也有挥手致意的意思。
- Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? 为什么男孩把butter扔出窗外?
- To see a butterfly! 他想看butterfly。
butter是黄油,fly是飞,看黄油飞起来,其实butterfly是蝴蝶的意思。
呃,其实根本不好笑。